Report: Melinda Gates Filed For Divorce After Discovering Windows 95 Launch Video
MEDINA, WA—According to nameless sources, Melinda Gates filed for divorce from her husband Bill after discovering a surprising video of him dancing on stage to “Start Me Up” by The Rolling Stones throughout the Windows 95 launch.
“Oh my gosh- my husband is a total dork,” mentioned a shocked Melinda Gates, in keeping with one witness. “How could he have hidden this from me for so long? How could I have been so blind? Why did Bill hide this dark secret from me?”
Friends of the household say she shortly filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences”, probably resulting from Bill’s darkish and dorky previous.
“He always told me he was a cool guy and a really great dancer, and I believed him. I’ve been living a lie.”
Sources additionally say that for the reason that couple had no prenuptial settlement, Melinda will get Bill’s complete fortune, leaving him solely with Zune.
The complete clip has been leaked on YouTube and might be considered under.