Couple Spends 3 Hours Picking Movie One Of Them Will Fall Asleep To In 12 Minutes
BOISE, ID—According to sources, native couple Ryan and Jessica Smith spent 3 hours searching for a film to observe final evening, just for Ryan to go to sleep 12 minutes into the movie.
“He does this every time!” mentioned a annoyed Mrs. Smith to reporters. “It takes the entire evening to scroll through our Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, HBO, and Apple TV accounts to find something we both feel like watching. As soon as we start the movie, he just falls asleep.
Experts have confirmed that the average American spends 1000% more time scrolling through their options than they do actually watching something.
Mr. Smith disagreed, insisting he stayed awake for the entirety of last week’s monthly viewing of Lord of the Rings: Extended Edition. “Besides, I’m awake proper now! I’m completely on this film and I’m… not… falling… asleep…” he mentioned earlier than tipping his head again and falling asleep.
Twelve minutes after Ryan fell asleep, Jessica additionally fell asleep.