U.S.—After a profitable 2020, media organizations have introduced a cooperative effort to create at the least 25% extra racism within the yr 2021.
“Racism is our lifeblood, it’s what we live to talk about every single day,” stated CNN President Jeff Zucker. “We work diligently to find it everywhere we can– and when we can’t find it, we must create it. This year, we are redoubling our efforts to bathe the American public in racial resentment until everyone is living in despair and agrees how terrible our country is!”
“It’s an important service we provide for the people,” he continued.
Major media firms resembling ABC, NBC, and CBS confirmed they are going to be cooperating to make sure each information story and piece of leisure is selectively chosen and edited to cover the reality, skew actuality, and inform a story of racism and discrimination.
“It’s the right thing to do,” stated one NBC producer.
Sources confirmed that when racism has efficiently prompted the dismantling of America’s authorized system, they are going to transfer on to local weather change to dismantle America’s financial system.