It will be exhausting to speak with toddlers as of late, as a result of they’re dumb. They solely talk with a couple of phrases, some crying and screaming, pooping, and throwing stuff in every single place. They’re nearly as dumb as infants, and even dumber than youngsters.
Luckily, these few parts of communication that they know are all we have to clarify social justice to them. Using their very restricted vocabulary and repertoire of grunts and shouting, right here is how one can talk leftist concepts to your infant:
Redistribution of wealth: BUT TOMMY HAS MORE TOYS THAN ME!
White fragility: White individuals are crybaby poo-poo heads!
Cisgendered hetero white folks: Eeew cooties!!!
Oppression: I DONT WANNA GO TO BED, MOOOOOOM!!!!
Privilege: IT’S! NOT! FAAAAAIR!!!!
Antifa: [Throw toys through window]
Homophobia: Fraidy cat, fraidy cat!
Reparations: GIVE ME TOMMY’S TOYS NOW!
Peaceful protest: Burn Tommy’s home down. Hooray!
Now your child is woke! Good job!