Pope Announces Vaccine Selfies Can Now Be Turned In To Spring A Relative Out Of Purgatory
VATICAN—In an effort to encourage vaccination amongst devoted Catholics worldwide, Pope Francis has introduced that for a restricted time, vaccine selfies may be turned in to church authorities in change for springing one relative out of purgatory.
“Today I am issuing a Papal Bull granting indulgences for vaccine selfies,” stated Francis. “If you take a snap of you getting both doses of the vaccine, you can free a loved one from purgatory! What a deal! Limited time! Act now!”
“When a phone notification from a vaccine selfie rings, a soul from purgatory springs,” he stated with a wink.
According to sources, the indulgence is nice for the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines solely. AstraZeneca’s vaccine is not going to be included within the indulgence till they pay their payment to the Vatican.
The Pope additionally clarified that in case you die from vaccine unwanted side effects, the indulgence can be utilized on your self when you arrive in purgatory.