WASHINGTON, D.C.—Old President Racist has struck once more, asserting that he’s writing govt orders to place up extra boundaries for Americans to train their Constitutional rights.
“What we need is to make it harder for ‘those people’ to get a gun,” mentioned President Joe Biden racistly. “You know what people I mean,” Biden added with a racist wink.
With the chief order, with the intention to train a constitutional proper, folks should present a photograph ID — essentially the most racist type of ID there’s. People may even need to endure background checks, though many deprived folks out in rural areas are unable to afford a background. “Please show me your background so I can check it,” they’ll hear after they go to buy a firearm, and after they say they don’t have a background, they’ll be instructed, “Then get out of here! We don’t serve your kind!”
The very considered that is mentioned to make Biden snigger in essentially the most racist of how.
Republicans, who love all folks of all colours, are against this. “We know two things about President Biden,” mentioned Senator Mitch McConnell. “We know he is very old and very racist. Oh, we also know his name is Joe. That’s the third thing. Doesn’t really add anything to the discussion, though.”
Republicans say they’ll attraction this to the Supreme Court, which is all the time foiling Biden’s many, many racist schemes.