Man Receives Coveted ‘Husband Of The Year’ Award After Running A Little Bit Of Water Over Dish He Used
STEVENSTON, OR—Local man Kyle Manning obtained the coveted husband of the 12 months award after he ate a bowl of cereal, put it within the sink, and rapidly ran some water over it earlier than leaving it for his spouse to truly clear.
“I’m no hero — I was just doing what any husband should do,” Manning stated proudly as he obtained his trophy and a commemorative plaque, plus a 10% off coupon to Bass Pro Shops. “I just saw that big stack of dishes by the sink and thought to myself — what would Jesus do? Jesus would put water on his bowl for a few seconds and then set the bowl down on the stack for his wife to get to later.”
Manning’s spouse, Destiny, hasn’t gotten an award but, however Manning says he is assured she’ll get a trophy at some point if she simply tries arduous and believes in herself.
“I’m sure she’ll get an award one day. She cleans the whole house multiple times a day, does all the dishes, and takes care of all the laundry,” he stated. “I mean, she’s not quite up to my level of straightening up for a few minutes once every week or so or getting one of my socks halfway to the hamper sometimes. But she’s still pretty good.”
At publishing time, Manning had been shortlisted for subsequent 12 months’s award after he helped his son out with one math drawback.