‘Biden Never Called For A Georgia Boycott,’ Says Jen Psaki As Biden Stands Right Behind Her Holding ‘Boycott Georgia’ Sign
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After an uproar from Georgia small companies over MLB boycotting their state, many are demanding solutions from President Biden who allegedly inspired the boycott.
“Biden never called for a boycott of Georgia,” stated Psaki. As she spoke, she appeared unaware that the President was standing proper behind her holding a big “Boycott Georgia” signal.
“We believe that voting should be so easy that it’s basically automatic,” continued the Press Secretary. “We don’t believe there should be literally any commitment or effort required to vote for your favorite Democrat candidate!”
“We believe that simple, automatic voting will be the best way to ensure we stay in power for 1000 years!” she stated as Biden waved the signal forwards and backwards.
Psaki all of a sudden turned conscious of Biden’s presence when he leaned in to smell her hair.