60 Minutes Releases Exclusive Secret Photos Of Ron DeSantis Clubbing Baby Seals With Hitler
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In response to being caught deceptively modifying an announcement by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who later known as them “lairs” for pushing a “fake narrative,” CBS hit again as we speak with one other bombshell.
Several photographs, described by CBS as “totally real and authentic,” seem to point out DeSantis clubbing child seals along with his finest buddy Adolf Hitler.
“We are shocked and saddened by this terrible reveal of Desantis’s past,” mentioned correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi. “It would appear from these completely undoctored photographs, that Ron DeSantis is both a fan of clubbing baby seals and a Nazi. Please know that I am just as saddened by this news as I’m sure the rest of the country is.”
In an announcement, Governor DeSantis replied: “This is not true! I love baby seals! And I’ve never met Hitler!”
60 Minutes later reported the Governor’s assertion as: “This is… true! I love [clubbing] baby seals! And I’ve… met Hitler!”
The governor later thanked CBS for serving to to launch his presidential marketing campaign.