MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Tech big Google introduced right this moment that they’re eradicating all the state of Georgia from their Google Maps platform, efficient instantly. This is available in response to the state’s current voter legislation that many are calling racist.
“We cannot allow these racist laws to stand,” stated a spokesman from the Google Office of Diversity, Inclusion, Anti-Racism, Climate Change, Immigration Reform, and LGBTQ Affairs. “That’s why we must act quickly to get states like Georgia off the map, both literally and figuratively.”
Starting right this moment, the state of Georgia will probably be changed with a blue physique of water labeled “Sea of Racism” on all Google Maps platforms. Driving instructions given by the positioning will probably be altered. For instance, instructions from South Carolina to Florida by way of I-95 will state: “continue south through the stupid Sea of Racism without stopping for 112 miles.”
Google may even be updating searches for areas contained in the state. A seek for instructions to Atlanta, GA now returns the next message. “Location not found. Would you like to travel to a Google-approved destination such as Seattle, Minneapolis, or Beijing?”
The spokesman went on to make clear that Google hasn’t fully deserted the state. “Google will still provide one-way driving directions out of the state for anyone who currently resides in Georgia,” he famous. “Also, we will still provide directions to any out-of-state celebrities or businesses who want to donate money to the Georgia Democratic Party.”