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U.S.—In a controversial new episode of Sesame Street, the puppets attempt to educate youngsters about social justice and inequality by having Elmo be a part of Antifa and torch some native companies.
Clad in a black masks and a Che Guevara T-shirt, Elmo is recruited by the native Antifa chapter. After being brainwashed by the violent protesters, he’s despatched out to torch cop automobiles, burn down companies, and throw bricks at passersby sporting crimson hats. As he violently assaults those that disagree with him politically, Elmo teaches the children at residence about justice.
“Elmo will burn down this black-owned business. Elmo loves throwing Molotov cocktails! Elmo is so happy!” the Muppet says. “Eat the rich! Haha! Elmo loves you! Unless you disagree politically. Then, Elmo hopes you die! Haha!”
“OK, everyone, remember: brutally attack those who disagree. Elmo loves you, bye-bye!”
The new entry within the Sesame Street collection additionally contains a subplot the place the Cookie Monster learns to be body-positive regardless of having diabetes and one the place the Count is canceled after his outdated tweets reveal he believes in math, which is a white supremacist canine whistle.
Bert and Ernie additionally get married on the finish of the episode.
The episode additionally options the Sesame Street characters singing together with fan favorites like “Q is for Q Anon,” “Somebody Come and Attack a Cop with Me,” and “One of These Things Is Not Like the Others (So Let’s Attack It For Being Different).”
If you assume the federal authorities is extra peaceable than the individuals, you may cease studying now.
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