WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has come to the protection of Pepe Le Pew after liberals needed to cancel him, with the president saying he was “always my favorite character, a real stand-up guy.”
Biden strongly condemned makes an attempt to censor the Looney Tunes character, saying he would not even perceive what the difficulty with Pepe is.
“The way Pepe pursues women and sniffs them and hugs them — man, he’s the best,” Biden stated. “I don’t know why people are trying to cancel him. Pepe is an upstanding example of how men should treat women. Mmmm, women. I learned a lot from Pepe. Back in my day, the Looney Tunes only came on in black and white. We only got one channel, you know, and mom and dad would make me stand there and hold up two metal spoons to get the channel in. I’d put aluminum foil on my head and stand there and finally, we’d get to see those funny little cartoons.”
Pepe Le Pew shortly distanced himself from Biden after the president’s statements, saying he would not need to be related to a creepy previous man like Joe.