In New Dr. Seuss Book, Cat In The Hat Gives Kids Puberty Blockers While Their Mother Isn’t Home
NEW YORK, NY—Things have modified fairly a bit on this planet of Dr. Seuss, as six of his works have been pulled from publication, banned from sale on eBay, and eradicated from individuals’s minds utilizing lobotomies to assist struggle the specter of racism. To get with the occasions, although, a brand new Dr. Seuss guide has been launched, referred to as The Cat within the Hat (He/Him).
“In this new book, using reworked art from Dr. Seuss,” mentioned a letter from Dr. Seuss’s property, “the Cat in the Hat once again finds the two children home alone and bored. This time he diagnoses their malaise as gender dysphoria and proceeds to give the children puberty blockers.”
An excerpt from the guide reads:
“I have some new drugs,”
mentioned the cat within the hat.
“A lot of good drugs!
I’ll inject them in you.
Your mother will not mind at all if I do.”
The kids be taught a lesson in intolerance, too, as their goldfish ignorantly tries to cease them from taking the medication, warning them of everlasting uncomfortable side effects. The goldfish is then killed and flushed down a bathroom.
Numerous drag queens will probably be deployed to libraries throughout the nation to carry out free readings of the guide to kids.