ALBANY, NY—Governor Andrew Cuomo has discovered himself in the course of a intercourse scandal. When he discovered himself in sizzling water final 12 months, although, for killing a bunch of seniors, he launched a guide about it. So, he referred to as up his literary agent and shortly bought a guide proposal collectively. He landed a cool seven-figure deal very quickly, and now you can choose up Hot New York Nights wherever books are bought.
The guide follows the story — and tail — of a domineering New York state governor who grabs ladies on the face and asks them in the event that they’d prefer to be kissed. Steamy passages element the governor’s escapades with a number of ladies as he hits on them, forces them to kiss him, and pressures them for favors throughout New York’s thriving nightclub scene. Finally, Cuomo and one of many ladies discover some alone time in a lately vacated nursing residence, and their passions overtake them.
Reviewers in all places praised the work as groundbreaking, saying it renewed their love affair with the media’s darling governor. “Honestly, I couldn’t put this thing down!” mentioned Brian Stelter, crimson within the face. “Is it hot in here? It’s like, my, oh my! Just when you think it’s finally cooling down, the book keeps ramping things up. Hot, hot, hot!”
Cuomo is up for a National Book Award, a second Emmy, and a Nobel Peace Prize for his work on the novel.