Biden Announces All Bombs Used In The Middle East Will Be Purchased From Black-Owned Businesses
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Journalists are praising Joe Biden after he introduced that each bomb he drops within the Middle East any longer can be bought from a black-owned enterprise.
President Biden made the announcement in entrance of an enormous crowd of white journalists on Zoom, who cheered so loud after listening to the information that President Biden needed to regulate his earpiece.
“Hey, folks– here’s the deal: we gotta drop some bombs. We just do. That’s how things are,” mentioned Biden. “We have all these extra bombs lying around collecting dust and we have to drop them on those people over there who — as intelligence is telling us — are bad people. They’re bad people folks! Gotta bomb ’em!”
“But we’re gonna purchase all our future bombs from some clean, articulate black business owners who make bombs. It’s just the right thing to do,” he continued.
Unfortunately, it was later found that there aren’t any black enterprise house owners within the nation who make bombs for the U.S. army. “Ah man– that’s too bad,” mentioned Biden earlier than canceling his assembly with Al Sharpton.