CUPERTINO, CA—Apple introduced at a press convention in the present day an thrilling, modern new characteristic that Google’s Android platform will not get till 5 years in the past.
The press cheered because the characteristic was unveiled, calling the technical feat that Android achieved over 5 years in the past “a brilliant innovation that will change the industry for years to come” and “an unprecedented breakthrough that will literally change society as we know it.”
“Wow!” stated all of the tech bloggers within the viewers as Tim Cook unveiled the characteristic.
“Bow down and behold our latest creation,” he stated. “This feature is what you need. This feature is what you crave. You will literally die without it, and it’s literally something that has never existed before this.” He waved his hand over the gang in a mystical style.
“I want this feature. I crave this feature. I will literally die without it, and it’s literally something that has never existed before this,” all of the journalists mumbled in unison, their eyes glazed over and bits of spittle starting to run down their chins.
Google is not going to take this mendacity down although and has declared a brand new characteristic to trump Apple’s characteristic. Tim Cook is trying into it and says Apple ought to be capable of beat Google to market, releasing the characteristic simply 5 years after Google does.