Biden Announces Ambitious Goal Of $100 Per Gallon Gas By End Of First 100 Days In Office
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In spite of Democrats’ finest efforts to curb the usage of fossil fuels, cussed Americans proceed to make use of them to energy their cars and warmth their properties. Biden is responding to this disaster with an bold new plan to lift the worth of fuel to $100 per gallon by the tip of his first 100 days in workplace.
“Listen– all these fossil fuels, they gotta stop! Gotta stop!” Biden mentioned to the Secret Service agent pumping fuel into his presidential limo. “We gotta do something about these selfish Americans and one-horse kangaroo herders burning all these fuels without consequences. I know consequences. Just ask Corn Pop and his buddies. When I’m done with ’em, these Americans will never burn a gallon of gas again, Jack!”
The administration has introduced the “Gas Prices To The Mooooon” campaign– a collection of government orders designed to drive the worth of gas as much as make it unattainable to anybody besides John Kerry.
When confronted with the query of how Americans will afford to get round with $100-per-gallon fuel, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi recommended they keep dwelling and eat some ice cream as an alternative.
Currently, the typical value stands at $2.53 per gallon and rising, which specialists say is probably going Trump’s fault.