AUSTIN, TX—Local Minnesota man Gary Manson traveled to Texas immediately after listening to they have been having balmy 30-degree climate and lightweight snowstorms this week.
“Sometimes you just have to travel south to a warmer place for the winter!” he stated as he arrived on the Texas airport, having fun with the comparatively delicate climate. “I just had to get out of the frigid North, so when I saw the footage of Texas with some light snowfall and reasonable temperatures, I immediately booked the flight.”
“This place is great!” he shouted as he walked down the road in his Hawaiian shirt, touristy hat, and sun shades. “Better put some sunscreen on though — can’t be too careful when you’re in the tropics!”
At publishing time, he’d traveled right down to the coast for some good browsing and relative sunshine.