CANTON, MI—In a shocking improvement, native man Anthony Larson really managed to win an argument together with his spouse simply moments in the past.
The incident is being hailed as a large leap for all of husbandkind. Larson unleashed a sequence of convincing, unassailable, undebunkable arguments that his spouse, Amy, had no response for.
After he slammed her with argument after argument, she acquired quieter and quieter, strengthening Larson’s resolve to complete her off with a devastating logical deathblow.
He says he lastly knew he’d received when she mentioned, “Fine. You’re right. You win.”
UPDATE: NOPE, NEVER MIND. New updates are coming in, and it seems that regardless of preliminary experiences, Larson didn’t win the argument AT ALL and actually is in HUGE TROUBLE. We apologize for the error.